Don't even think of getting my emails if you're easily offended by political incorrectness, bad language, outrageous sexual innuendo, or my withering disdain for your lack of resilience.
If you're tired of selling yourself cheap and attracting lowbrow, bottom-feeding, mouth-breathing, and pain-in-the-arse clients, then you're in the right place.
Although I should warn you, I swear. I swear a lot. And since I think a civilised society should place no limits on freedom of speech, I guarantee something I write is gonna get your panties in a twist at some point.
And when it does, I suggest you fuck off quietly rather than emailing me to complain and to tell me you're unsubscribing. It's particularly fucking pointless whining like a slapped ginger stepchild when something I write hurts your feelings. Your feelings are your own concern and none of my business. Get a grip.
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Warmly,
Jon McCulloch
The Evil Bald Genius
P.S.And why "Wire Brush"?
Heh. Join me, and I'll share that eye-watering secret with you in the very first email.